I am completely behind on posting. And I wish I could say I've been busy, but I'm always busy so that's no longer a valid excuse.
In any case, I had a vacation from 7.20.09 to 7.25.09 since I swore I was going to be off for my b-day this year. Unfortunately, I did what I ALWAYS do on vacation and it's notably not resting (although some of the not resting was for a good cause!). On Monday I cut the cleaned my 'rents new house (they went away on a cruise that same week) and cut their lawn. On Tuesday I cleaned out the frig, freezers, and pantry at my house. On Wednesday I cleaned my car and . . . did something else I had been meaning to do but can't recall at this mom -- OH YEAH, I organized my room (it hasn't been officially organized since we moved back in and that wasn't exactly the greatest job I've ever done), did my filing (which had built up over three months), and cleaned all my dirty clothes, dried and folded them. Thursday I cleaned the house, swept the patio and driveway, exchanged b-day gifts with Matt (he got a WII FIT OMG *squee*!!!!!!) and went pick up
emaniahilel from the airport (she was supposed to get in at 11:45pm but ended up being delayed till about 12:30am).
And so started my birthday ^________^ We got back to my house around 2:30 am and talked for a bit, she gave me my b-day and Christmas presents (THANK YOU AGAIN EM!) then went to bed. We knew we'd have to get up early.
On Friday, I woke up and made Em some eggs (my body runs on military-like meal times so I never eat a meal late or early if I can help it - since I had slept in, I ultimately skipped breakfast) before making a chicken and sausage gumbo for lunch. We took a walk in my yard (ask her, it's HUGE). Then I drove her down the bayou to show her my paw-paw's ice plant where I had mad visions of maybe locking her in the ice house (it's ok, there's a handle on the inside that works even if the outside is locked).
My uncle told us that my brother had won a birthday cake via a radio station cuz Carol (who works at the ice plant) put his name in. So we not only had a cookie cake to look forward to but a chocolate cake from Rouse's bakery. Once we returned home, we took a walk across the street to my maw-maw's house since the woman has been wanting to meet Em forever (we've known each other for 4 years now! How time flies!!!)
Now that I think about it, I feel kinda badly that I wasn't a better hostess. I had everything scheduled in my head so I was like, "let's move along, MOVE ALONG" the whole time. I'm sorry Em!
Anyway, Maw-maw loved her and she kept saying my Maw-Maw was sweet (cuz she is ;P) and then we had to go pack and high tail it for our reservation at the Hotel St. Marie in the FRENCH QUARTER!!!!!
The drive there wasn't all that bad considering I've never driven to the FQ before (last time I was there was when I was 11-ish). And along the way
crabbieabbie called so we had her on speaker and cutting up (first time I had ever really TALKED to her -- I'm glad we finally did! even though I think I may have spooked her with trying to fix her up with my bro! XD) And even though I had several moments of doubt when I was exiting onto the Vieux Carre, we got there safe and sound the first time around so it was all good!
We had a double deluxe room and it was beautiful even if the view left a lot to be desired. Em immediately went to shower cuz she hates feeling sweat all over (it's hot in Louisiana yo, hot and humid, a lethal combination) and I relaxed a bit, watching tv then talking to Tressa who called to say Happy Birthday!
I took a shower too cuz I wanted to be prettied up for the bars (do not take that statement seriously. SERIOUSLY.) And then we were off after doing hair and makeup and all that jazz! Of course, I didn't know the shit where anything was and Em admitted her directions may be alittle rusty but we ended up eating at the Hard Rock Cafe and I was STOOPID and admitted within the first five minutes of being there that it was my birthday to the bartenders (we were seated at the bar though Em didn't have anything alcoholic and I wanted to get an early start on the night with a Raspberry Lemonade w/ Bacardi!) So we eat, toast, drink, and make friends with the girl and guy at the bar, jamming to the music, and conversing in our jokey way when LO we ask for the ticket and I feel a tap, tap on my shoulder.
I look behind me and there's the bartender dude we have befriended (he had green hair which I think is AWESOME - I always wanted to dye my hair green *wistful*). He has a sundae in his hand and asks me my name then asks me to step off the stool and stand with him so I do and the music is cut off and he says, "I'd like everyone to meet my new friend, Sandy! It's her birthday today so let's give her a huge Happy Birthday welcome!"
*crickets chirp*
"I SAID LET'S MAKE HER DEAF!"
"Happy Birthday!"
>-<
So, after a short argument with Em about who was eating the Sundae XD Em paid the bill *grumble grumble* And we left for Pat O'Brien's, which was hilarious cuz we walk in and they're singing "Piano Man" then directly after they play "Sweet Home Alabama" which Em SWEARS is like karma cuz everytime she goes to Pat O's that's what's playing! But I can't help but remember also there were three old ladies (they were sisters) and each had a brightly colored feather boa and they were partying like it was 1999. They were HYSTERICAL. I don't think they even sat down!
Anyway, Em and I started with a Hurricane and a Margarita respectively then I ordered two Tequila shots and we toasted XD Then I ordered a SECOND Tequilla round (cuz I am that crazy) and dude next to us was all admiring *LOL*
And NO we did not get drunk. We were just feeling goooooood but still very much sober thank you very much ^_^
We stayed at Pat O's for . .. maybe an hour or two? I can't remember time was FLYING. And we left to go check out the Cat's Meow which I'd never been (of course not, I had never been to the FQ!!!). For those unfamiliar, it's a karaoke bar and damn it was PACKED but it was FUN AS HELL cuz all those drunk people couldn't keep up with the songs XD BUT I have to say, most everyone was singing int he joint so it was hard to hear the actual contestant anyway!
The night would have been perfect but it hit a snag at the CM. Em and I had managed to snag two stools near the entrance when we got there and maybe about 30 minutes after we got there, she says (yells) to me, "WE NEED TO MOVE!"
Me: WHAT?
Em: WE NEED TO MOVE!
Me: OK!
Em: THAT GUY IS HUMPING MY LEG!
So I look at said guy and he's a silver fox (to borrow Chelsea Handler's term) only he's pretty much just silver and not much of a fox. He's also extremely SHIT FACED and he kinda backs away when I shoot him my patented *look*.
So, we move the stools a little and I get a little closer to Em cuz I'm not as girly as her, I'll punch yer lights out given the proper provocation. And everything's going fine until I feel something hot behind me then a hand smooth over my hips and GRAB MY ASS!
Me and Em BOTH jumped off our stools at exactly the same time and I shoot *DEATHGLARE* to Mr. Shitfaced who puts up his hands like saying, "I'm innocent!" and Em kinda gets my attention and says, "LET'S GO TO THE BATHROOM!" So we go cuz - dude - I dunno about Em but I didn't realize how much I needed to go until she said something. (Well, that and I REALLY Didn't want to get thrown out of the bar - or worse - arrested for punching Mr. Shitfaced).
While we were in the bathroom we heard that some dude was getting arrested for leaving his kid out in the car (I KID YOU NOT!) and Em tells me she just needed to get away from that guy. So we go back to the scene of the fun but on the otherside and this time there were no incidents. We jammed out and danced and had a beer each and some water then we left at around 1 am for Cafe Du Monde for some coffee and beignets!
SCRUMPTUOUS.
By that time, I think we were feeling a. the boose, b. the sleep deprivation, and c. our ages (LMAO I had to say it ok! I'm on the last step to 30 ;P). So, we trudged back to the hotel (after debating on whether to get a cab -- Em's shoes were cutting into her feet and the soles of my feet were sunburned (DON'T ASK!). We ended up walking (cuz I'm cheap) and when we got there Em says she's going take another shower (cuz she's girly like that ;P). Me? I don't give a shit if I stinky or sweat is caked on my skin, I went to BED cuz I was TIYAHD.
Of course, since I'm such a light sleeper I didn't get to snoozing very soon after going to bed because someone was drunkenly YELLING on our floor. At one point of temper induced delirium, I think I heard Em say "Report them." But I just grit my teeth (which was a bad idea after a night of screaming and singing and talking) and MADE myself sleep.
ON SATURDAY morning we rose early since we wanted to eat breakfast, have a bit of coffee, pack, and checkout in time to get back to my home town to pick up my cookie cake. We - again - had no trouble finding our way to the interstate (thank YOU TomTom!) and made a detour to Best Buy in Clearview cuz I wanted to buy myself a b-day gift and I did -- more BLEACH!
We got home with time to spare, picked up the cake and when we got back to my house, Em said she was tired and went to take a nap since I was expecting some family members over for cake. I took the time she was asleep to clean up a little, do some laudry, and start sorting my doodles for scrapbooking. And Em woke just about the time everyone started arriving -- everyone being cousin Michelle, her husband Sam, and baby Alex; Aunt Faye and Uncle Marty; and Maw-Maw. Matthew even made it AMAZINGLY - he hadn't committed to being there so I wasn't expecting him.
It was really a lot of fun. Em got along well with everyone (which I knew she would cuz my family is insane, her family is insane WE ARE ALL NVTS like a wonderfully healthy and delicious package of trail mix!) We had cake and drinks (non-alcoholic . . . well accept for Sam and Matt who had beer). And we watched Matt's first haircut on DVD (cuz I wanted to embarrass the hell out of him - he turned 25, remember!? It was his b-day too XD) to which Maw-Maw and Aunt Faye looked at as child abuse (his first haircut not me playing the DVD) to which I had to point out that the boy is not traumatized, he gets a haircut ever two weeks!)
After everyone but Michelle, Sam, and baby left, Michelle, Em and I just sat around and talked for awhile - Sam was asleep on the floor (he does that at EVERY family function -- sleep, not necessarily ont he floor) and Alex slept for awhile on Michelle . . . until she woke him to feed him (before that he pretty much stayed with Em). Michelle verbally adopted Em which I thought was fantastic since she's my fav. cousin ya know XD
Anyway, they left around 10ish that night and once they were gone and we had gotten comfy in the pjs, Em and I decided to watch "Grave of the Fire Flies" since she had never seen it and I owned it. Of course, before watching, we popped some corn on the stove (my first time OH YEAH!) with some microwaved butter on top XD And after that I got her started on Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok (cuz it's just that awesome -- though there were SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM!) WE watched the first volume then we both called it a night.
On SUNDAY I allowed Em to sleep in a little though as she so elegantly put it "we have different definitions on what sleeping in means," and I asked her if what she wanted for lunch - I was willing to cook a jambalaya or whatever she wanted, and she said she would be cool with sandwiches so that's what we did. To spice things up I asked her if she wanted to try some deer sausage and went fire up the grill (ok, Matt did but I did all the cooking ok?).
THEY WERE DELISH though I think Em could have done without (and she mostly did) cuz it's WAY spicy (they have jalapenos in thar). After all of THAT it was like 1pm or something like that and Em gave me another card she had stowed away somewhere that made me all verklempt ^_~ Then I badgered Matt into taking us out in the boat.
Which he did. For a little over an hour OMG and thank God the weather was good. I think Em enjoyed herself - it's really beautiful back there. He went to Lake Boudreaux which is behind my house and on the way to the Gulf, and he would have brought us to Little C------ but we were running out of time so we ended up going back home to pack Em's stuff in the car for her return trip home T_T.
Of course, I had to leave some spare time to try to find her some Rosebud Salve (cures any skin ailment!) which I couldn't GRRRRRRR. And I also brought her to LA CAJUN STUFF - a store that sells souvernirs from the area. I even gave her a quick (and incomplete) tour of downtown H---- and then we were OFF to the airport again.
It wasn't until we got TO the airport that she realized we hadn't thought to check her in on-line >-< And we got there JUST IN TIME For my parents' arrival . . . and to find out that her flight was delayed a whole two hours!
Mom and DAd were thrilled to be able to see her and we went eat dinner together . . . at Wendy's >-<
Then we went stay with Em while she waited at her terminal (before security) and said our goodbyes T_T.
I really wish she had stayed longer. I mean there's not much in the way of entertainment over here but it's a good place to relax and she didn't get to do any of that because I was such a militaristic bonehead ushering her from place to place >-< I'M SORRY EM! Hindsight is 20/20!
But the FUN DOESN'T END THERE. It would have the perfect ending to a pretty perfect week/weekend but reality waits for no man and while we were on our way home from the airport, my dad, mom, and me witnessed someone get hit by a car.
I KID YOU NOT!
It was a miracle the guy lived but the car only actually rolled over his leg which was OBVIOUSLY broke in that facing-the-wrong-way kind of broken . . . in two places - his knee and his ankle. We were not the only witnesses and while Dad was calling 911 two other cars converged and gathered around this guy. Meanwhile his "friends" left the scene to go buy some more liquor (dude who got hit and the friends were all drunk) down the road at the 7/11. Mom put her beach towel on him since it was raining and some dudes pulled him out of the street (which was probably a stupid thing to do (you're not supposed to move someone with those types of injuries). And we just waited for the cops/ambulance. Once that was taken care of, we made our way home and when we got there I texted Em to see if she had gotten home (she had) and then I went to sleep.
^_^
I'll have a more recent update tomorrow XD
- Sandy
P. S. A GREAT BIG THANK YOU to
kelkatan and
[Bad username: the_sweet"] for the lovely virtual balloons! I really appreciate the thought and lovely birthday wishes ^_^ It was possibly the best birthday I've ever had (barring when my bro was born - that one is in a league of it's own). Again, thank you both!
P.P.S. During my vacay I also managed to reduce my 700+ emails to sixty-friggin-two -- now it's 69 but DUDE, the DIFFERENCE!!!!! XD XD